Sheldon quotes (I, Me and Myself)

Sheldon quotes



I cry beacause others are stupid and it makes me sad.

 

I'm not insane, my mother had me tested!

 

Sheldon: I wouldn't tell you the secret. Shhhhh!!!!

Leonard: What secret? Tell me the secret.

Sheldon: Mom smokes in the car. Jesus is okay with it, but we can't tell dad.

Leonard: Not that secret, the other secret.

Sheldon: I'M BATMAN!!!! SHHHH!!!

 

Zack: You know, I saw this great thing on the Discovery Channel. Turns out if you kill a starfish it'll just come back to life.

Sheldon: Was the starfish wearing boxer shorts? Because you might have been watching Nickelodeon.




Leonard: What were you doing at Penny's?

Sheldon: Well, we had dinner, played some games, and then I spent the night. Oh, and you'll be happy to know that I now have a much better understanding of "friends with benefits."

 

Sheldon: Penny. 

Penny: Yeah. 

Sheldon: Thanks for letting me stay here. 

Penny: Oh, you're welcome sweetie. 

Sheldon: Okay, I'm sleepy now get out.

 

*Sheldon trying to figure out the card-trick*

Penny: No big deal. Not knowing is part of the fun!

Sheldon: "Not knowing is part of the fun." Was that the motto of your community college?

 

I'm sorry, coffee's out of the question. When I moved to California I promised my mother that I wouldn't start doing drugs.

 

I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack.

 

What type of Computer do you have? And please don't say a white one.

 

Soft Kitty, Warm Kitty, Little Ball of Fur! Happy Kitty, Sleepy Kitty, Pur, Pur, Pur!




Penny: Are you saying that Amy is... Oh, what's the scientific word...

Sheldon: Forget science: she's horny.

 

Sheldon: I can't seem to get in touch with Amy. I tried e-mail, video chat, tweeting her, posting on her Facebook wall,texting her, nothing. 

Leonard: Did you try calling her on the telephone?

Sheldon: The telephone. You know, Leonard, in your own simple way, you may be the wisest of us all.

 

She calls me moon-pie because I'm nummy-nummy and she could eat me up!

 

Leonard: You'll never guess what just happened.

Sheldon: You went out into the hallway, stumbled into an inter-dimensional portal which brought you 5,000 years into the future, which you took advantage of the advanced technology to build a time machine, and now you're back to bring us all with you to the year 7010, where we transported to work at the thinkatorium by telepathically controlled dolphins.

 

Penny: Sheldon have you changed your wireless password again?

Sheldon: Yes, it's "Penny get your own WiFi"; no spaces.

 

No butts, no cuts, no coconuts.

 

There there, everything is going to be fine... Sheldon's here!

 

Come back here, you stupid bird, so I can love you.

 

Penny! Penny! Penny! Penny! Penny! Penny! Penny! Penny! Penny! Penny! Penny! Penny!




~Marita~



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